MÜV Flower Review: Sour Jack (Sativa)

Sour Jack is the offspring of two of my favorite classic sativa strains: Sour Diesel and Jack Herer. I love both of these strains for different reasons: Sour Diesel is like the espresso of cannabis, with nearly unmatched energizing effects. On the contrast, Jack Herer is known for its ability to induce focus, making it a good strain for ADD, ADHD, and other similar mental focus-related ailments.

I’ve seen patients rave about Sour Jack for well over a year now, adding to my curiosity about how these two sativas would be when combined. After what seemed like months of not getting this strain at my local dispensary, I finally managed to grab an eighth of the T3 (small buds).

So, how does Sour Jack stack up to its superstar parents?

Quick Facts:

Sour Jack (Sativa)

Price at time of review: $32/eighth (T3)

Lineage: Sour Diesel x Jack Herer

Batch/Harvest Number: BU220620-6570SJ

Cannabinoids

THC: 15.55%

CBD: 0.05%

Total Cannabinoids: 15.60%

Terpenes

Unfortunately, MÜV doesn’t make their lab reports available, so I have no terpene percentages to provide for this strain. Whenever this information becomes available, I will update this section with the terpenes and their percentages.

Appearance/Cure

Glass jar is my own; it is a recycled VidaCann flower jar.

MÜV’s T3 flower is $32 per eighth vs. the $50 pricetag of their T1 flower, and the $40 for T2. Per their website:

Tier 1 ($50) and Tier 2 ($40) are selected based on potency, size, structure, terpene profiles and aroma. Tier 3 is based on size only.
https://altmedflorida.com/product/copy-copy-2/

This eighth of Sour Jack was fully comprised of small, “rat pellet” size buds. Not exactly the most appealing thing to see when opening the pack, but hey – I bought the lowest tier, right?

The buds were on the dry side, but still seemed to have plenty of crystals. The physical appearance of Sour Jack, from what I can tell, leans to that of its Sour Diesel parent. I always recognized Jack Herer for both its extremely light green color, and its abundant coverage of vibrant orange pistils. Sour Diesel, on the other hand, has that forest green color with a shade darker orange pistils. As you can see in the images above, Sour Jack fits the latter description more.

After seeing other MMTCs up their flower game in the past few months, MÜV seems to be retaining the same quality that it has had since I started shopping there – which is still good quality, but it would be nice to see them improve at the same rate as the market. Maybe I’m just not getting the right strains?

Appearance/Cure Rating: 6.00/10.00

Smell/Taste

Since both Sour Diesel and Jack Herer are pungent strains (albeit on different ends of the spectrum), I expected Sour Jack to possess an equally strong aroma, especially as some Reddit reviews indicated as much. Unfortunately, my eighth of Sour Jack did not have any sort of pungent aroma, but instead had a subtle scent that I had to focus on to find and describe.

Sour Diesel, in my experience, can vary from extremely pungent gas/diesel to a sort of loud citrus smell. I’ve tried it from both Trulieve (review here) and Fluent (review here); Trulieve’s Sour Diesel cut leans citrus (but still has notable diesel when ground up), and Fluent’s is heavily on the gas/diesel side.

Jack Herer, on the other hand, has always had a very sharp and pungent piney citrus aroma with a terpinolene-dominant terpene profile. Again, I’ve tried it from Trulieve (review here) and Fluent (review here); the smell was almost identical on both cuts.

So now that I’ve laid out the full spectrum of my experience with the smell and taste of the parent strains, where in that spectrum does Sour Jack fall?

Like with its physical appearance, I found Sour Jack to lean more toward its Sour Diesel parent in its smell – but fully on the citrus end of the spectrum; the gas/diesel terpenes were nowhere to be found in this eighth. The smell of Sour Jack when I ground it up, was actually sort of sweet, with citrus being the dominant smell, and an underlying earthiness in the background. I did not detect any terpinolene with my nose, but without a lab report, I can’t say if it is present or not. I can say that not much of the Jack Herer is present in the smell, unless some of the subtle citrus notes come from that parent.

The taste was much like the smell – smooth, subtle, and sweet citrus. Frankly, I expected to be more impressed by Sour Jack in this category, but maybe I got a weaker batch. I suppose I’ll revisit the strain if it’s available in T1 in the future; I don’t want to give up on a strain that has such good genetic potential just yet.

Smell/Taste Rating: 6.20/10.00

Effects/Medical Use

Sour Jack leaned toward its Sour Diesel parent in the preceding categories, but it manages to find itself more balanced in the effects.

As I said before, I consider Sour Diesel to be my “cannabis espresso” and Jack Herer to be my “cannabis Adderall”. Sour Jack is not a speedy or racy strain, but it is not focused either. I find it to be right between Sour Diesel and Jack Herer – more mellow and uplifting, good for the mood – not necessarily a strain for motivation, energy, or focus.

Though there is some of a “sativa” energy boost associated with this strain, it isn’t overwhelmingly present. I smoked my last bowl just before i started typing this review; it is late morning, and I would best describe my mood as content. I am not really “in the zone” like I like to be after medicating with a sativa strain, but I am not aloof or unfocused either. Sour Jack seems to be right in the middle of the sativa effects spectrum, representing a good blend of the more subtle effects from its two parent strains.

With all that being said, I’d recommend to think of Sour Jack as its own unique strain if you’re buying it for its effects. If you want energy, stick with the Diesel. If you want focus and motivation, stick with Jack Herer. If you want a relatively mellow sativa to ease through the day on a fluffy cloud of happiness, but with a very light dose of energy, get Sour Jack.

Possibly good for treating:

Depression and associated anxiety
Lack of appetite
Minor headaches
Relief of minor skeletal/muscular aches and pains
Good for general relaxation (in higher doses or later in the day)

I’m definitely no medical doctor, so please take the preceding conditions only as my own personal observations from using this strain and having experience with a multitude of different cannabis strains. Everybody is different, and every body reacts differently to various medications.

Effects Rating: 8.00/10.00

Overall Rating: 6.73/10.00

Overall, I would best describe Sour Jack as a “good, balanced” sativa strain from MÜV.

While I wasn’t floored with this strain as I expected it to be, it was good enough that I want to give it another chance. I will get a higher tier next time, as I feel that the negatives in my experience can all be attributed to buying the Tier 3 small buds. A strain like this needs to be experienced at its full potential. If I do try T1 and have a notably better experience, that will birth an entirely new section for this site – “Round 2 Reviews”. We will cross that bridge if and when we get to it!

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MÜV Disposable Vape Pen Review: Zour Apples (Sativa)

After trying several different strains in MÜV’s disposable vape pen line, I find that I really enjoy this product. Other than their Tier 3 flower at $32/eighth, these 0.3g vape pens ($35) really provide one of the most affordable options for trying different strains from MÜV. Since these vape pens use cannabis-derived terpenes, the smell, taste, and effects are very close to what one would expect from the flower form of a strain.

Zour Apples is a child of Jack Herer and Ethos Glue, and seems to lean heavily toward the former parent with its presentation in this disposable vape pen. I think of this strain as a version of Jack Herer with a bit more stoney euphoria and body relaxation.

Quick Facts:

Zour Apples – Sativa

Price at time of review: $35/0.3g cart

Lineage: Jack Herer (“Plantman” Cut) x Ethos Glue

79.66% THC

3.3% CBD

82.96% Total Cannabinoids

Taste:

Zour Apples tastes a lot like its Jack Herer parent, with strong piney citrus notes. However, the added Ethos Glue parent seems to give this strain a very “dry”, almost floral taste. Together, I can see where some might find a resemblance to the taste of a green apple – but it isn’t an overwhelming association like some other fruit-labeled strains I’ve tried.

Taste Rating: 4.00/5.00

Vapor and Product Quality

MÜV’s disposable vape pens come packaged in a stylish and colorful cardboard box, as seen in the image above, Inside the box is one of the typical child-proof tubes that these pens often come in; to open the tube, you simply squeeze it near the top until the little cap pops out.

The pen itself resembles a CCell cart. To use this type of pen, you simply inhale to activate the battery. I had absolutely zero issues with the battery going dead before the product was gone, but this may be because I go through these pens very quickly.

I also had very little issues with clogging (had a few times where it was tough to pull), and really no other issues with the product itself. It worked exactly as intended, and the small size makes it discreet and convenient for medicating.

Vapor/Product Quality Rating: 4.00/5.00

Effects:

Zour Apples is a more gentle and mellow sativa based off my experience from this vape cart; perhaps this is partly due to the relatively high CBD content of 3.3% – this would be enough to help ease some of the anxiety from the concentrated THC.

Jack Herer again shows its influence in the focus that this strain brings on; however, I find there to be much more of a “stoney” and euphoric quality to this strain. It’s not the best strain for when I need to be composed out in the world for this reason; however, if I don’t need to be around anyone else, it is a great strain for productivity.

It reminds me of a lot of MÜV’s Maui Wowie vape cart, but with the added focus from the Jack Herer lineage. This is a good sativa for relaxing outdoors in the sun, or for any other outdoor activity that involves nature. I recommend this Zour Apples vape cart for any time between early morning and mid-afternoon.

Possibly good for treating:

Depression
Anxiety
Minor to moderate aches and pains
Headaches
Lack of motivation/creativity
General relaxation/relief

Effects Rating: 4.40/5.00

Overall Rating: 4.13/5.00

MÜV’s Zour Apples disposable vape pen is best described as a “very good, well-balanced sativa” product.

I really enjoyed Zour Apples based off my experience with this disposable vape, and will be looking to try it in flower form as soon as it becomes available in my area.

Hope you all have a wonderful morning, afternoon, evening, or night – whichever applies. Thanks for reading the review!

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MÜV Flower Review: Strawberry Cough (Hybrid)

Strawberry Cough is a well-known and sought after cannabis strain that has a bit of mystery behind its exact origin. The general idea behind the lineage is a Haze phenotype was bred with a strawberry strain; some versions of the story say that the other parent was an unknown indica strain that was grown in a strawberry field.

Regardless of the lineage, one thing is clear: MÜV’s phenotype is Strawberry cough is an entirely different strain that VidaCann’s phenotype (review here), which is labeled as a sativa strain.

MÜV has allegedly claimed that their version of Strawberry Cough is the Kyle Kushman phenotype, which has been widely critically acclaimed. I am waiting to verify this with their team, and will report back once I have received an answer.

Quick Facts:

Strawberry Cough (Hybrid)

Price at time of review: $40/eighth (T2)

Lineage: Unknown; Clone-Only

Batch/Harvest Number: BU050320-7814SC

Cannabinoids

THC: 19.44%

CBD: 0.05%

Total Cannabinoids: 19.49%

Terpenes

Appearance/Cure

Jar is my own; it is a recycled VidaCann flower jar.

MÜV’s T2 flower is $40 per eighth vs. the $50 pricetag of their T1 flower or the $32 for T3. Per their website:

Tier 1 ($50) and Tier 2 ($40) are selected based on potency, size, structure, terpene profiles and aroma. Tier 3 is based on size only.
https://altmedflorida.com/product/copy-copy-2/

This is a beautiful Strawberry Cough phenotype that expresses a large amount of purple shades throughout the buds. Fuzzy amber trichomes are numerous and easily visible with the contrasting shades of purple and green in the background. Pistils are slightly fewer in comparison to what I consider the average for all the strains I’ve tried, and are a vibrant burnt orange color.

The buds are medium density and very slightly on the dry side, but are still somewhat sticky when broken apart.

Very nicely grown batch of Strawberry Cough here – and a very nice phenotype, Kyle Kushman or otherwise.

Appearance/Cure Rating: 8.60/10.00

Smell/Taste

This cut of Strawberry Cough smells nearly identical to a Strawberry Creme Saver candy, for those of you who remember it. Strawberry and Cream are the dominant smells, with a faint earthy terpene in the background. This is a moderately loud flower that smells really nice, sweet, and floral, with the cream terpenes being some of the most pronounced I’ve found in Florida cannabis flower.

The taste is much like the smell – musky strawberry overtones with hints of earthy haze. Very good, and currently my favorite of the three “strawberry” flower strains I’ve tried so far. (The other two are Vidacann’s Strawberry Cough and Trulieve’s Strawberry Switchblade.)

Smell/Taste Rating: 8.80/10.00

Effects/Medical Use

As I mentioned before, MÜV lists their cut of Strawberry Cough as a hybrid strain – a contrast from VidaCann’s sativa cut of the strain.

This seems to reflect in the effects as well. MÜV’s Strawberry Cough feels like a more balanced hybrid strain, if slightly sativa-dominant. The typical sativa-esque cerebral invigoration is immediately noticeable, but gentle. This strain is a bit of a creeper, and the mind/euphoric effects seem to reach full intensity about 20-25 min after the first hit.

After the peak of cerebral effects, the indica-like body relaxation begins to set in, but not too heavily. This is a functional strain that I’ve used to wake-and-bake, but it is versatile, as I’ve also used it to wind down after a long day at work. It is notable that this strain does a good job of helping me stay productive and not as anxious from the COVID-19 pandemic that is consuming so much of our lives at this time. Overall, the effects are pretty balanced, and could be used at almost any time of the day – except right before bed, perhaps. This strain has enough of a sativa edge that I would not want to use it before trying to ease my mind off to sleep.

Possibly good for treating:

Anxiety
Depression
General enjoyment of life/activities
Minor to moderate aches and pains
Minor to moderate nausea/gastrointestinal issues
General Relaxation

Effects Rating: 8.20/10.00

Overall Rating: 8.52/10.00

Overall, I would best describe Strawberry Cough as an “excellent” hybrid strain from MÜV.

At this point, I would have to say that this is my favorite cut of Strawberry Cough currently available in Florida. It truly delivers good results in all the categories I’m looking for. I recommend getting the T2 if you have a chance – it’s the best of both worlds in terms of price and overall quality.

Stay tuned for many more new Florida cannabis reviews coming soon and throughout 2020 – and beyond!

MÜV Püre Cartridge Review: Maui Wowie (Sativa)

MÜV’s “Pure” line of cartridges are distillate-based concentrate vapes that use a CCell variant with a more open-style mouthpiece to produce large, quality draws of vapor.

Maui Wowie (often styled “Maui Waui”) is a landrace sativa that is said to originate from the volcanic soil of Maui. I really enjoy both the Pure cartridge and the Maui Waui strain itself, and felt it was an excellent first strain to try from this product line after reading much hype about it on the Florida Medical Trees subreddit.

(Full disclosure: I am one of the moderators of the aforementioned subreddit community. I do highly recommend all my readers join this community if they haven’t already; it is an excellent source of knowledge.)

Quick Facts:

Maui Wowie — I forgot to take a picture of my cart before I vaped it all (it was *that* good), so here’s the stock image from MÜV’s website.

Maui Waui – Sativa

Price at time of review: $50/0.5g cart

Lineage: Landrace strain

~80.0% THC

~0.33% CBD

~80.33% Total Cannabinoids

Taste:

MÜV offers the following description of their Maui Wowie cart on their website:

Like a fresh basket of tropical fruit, these exotic terpenes will awaken your senses and melt away stress.
MÜV product page for Maui Wowie Pure cartridge

I find this description to be accurate. You can imagine just about any tropical fruit and find it in this terpene profile: pineapple, mango, even banana. It does, in fact, taste like a fresh basket of tropical fruit. It also reminds me of the smell when you first open a bottle of any tropical-flavored soda.

MÜV says that this particular cartridge uses a blend of both cannabis and plant-derived terpenes. I always prefer pure cannabis-derived terpenes in cannabis vape carts, but this Maui Wowie cart does manage to taste very good and still feel like cannabis “should” feel.

Taste Rating: 4.20/5.00

Vapor and Product Quality

MÜV’s Pure vape pens come packaged in a stylish and colorful cardboard box, as seen in the image above.

The cartridge itself is a CCell cart with a wider, more open mouthpiece than what I’ve typically seen from other vape pens in Florida. To use this type of cartridge, you can attach it to any 510-thread vaporizer pen; MÜV offers their own branded 510-thread battery in all of their dispensaries, and it obviously will fit this cart.

The cart draws very well and produces big, quality hits. I never had any clogging issues with this cartridge.

Vapor/Product Quality Rating: 4.50/5.00

Effects:

Maui Wowie is a very relaxing sativa, and it strongly reminds me of another landrace sativa I enjoyed very much: Colombian Gold. (Bring it back, Trulieve!)

Fittingly, this is a perfect strain to use for a day out on the beach, and I often used it for exactly that.

Proof:

This was a good day, about a week before COVID-19 social distancing began in Florida. My family was already practicing it at the time anyway – we had a large portion of this beach all to ourselves, and it was great.

This is a great strain to use anytime from morning to early evening. It’s not a paranoid, speedy, or racy sativa. Very relaxing, and a bit creativity-inducing – artistic cannabis users will really enjoy Maui Wowie while working on their various projects. Cerebral stimulation and visual invigoration gradually fade into a gentle full-body relaxation throughout the duration of the effects.

However, my absolute favorite to do with this Maui Wowie cart, is to be doing something on the beach. Let’s hope everyone does their part with social distancing measures and the COVID-19 pandemic is defeated relatively soon, so we all can get back to enjoying strains like this on the beautiful beaches we call home.

Possibly good for treating:

Depression
Anxiety
Minor to moderate aches and pains
Headaches
Lack of motivation/creativity
General relaxation/relief

Effects Rating: 4.40/5.00

Overall Rating: 4.36/5.00

MÜV’s Maui Wowie Pure cart is best described as an “excellent” product.

I’m very impressed with my first product from MÜV’s “Pure” vape cart line, and look forward to trying other strains in the future. I absolutely recommend this product to patients looking for a perfect strain for outdoor activities, or for patients looking for a strain to lift their depression and boost their creativity and motivation. $50 is in the mid to upper price range for vape carts in Florida, but I do feel the quality matches the price tag relative to the rest of the Florida industry.

Hope you all have a wonderful morning, afternoon, evening, or night – whichever applies. Thanks for reading the review!

As always, thank you for taking the time to read this review. Truly hope it helps you – we are here for you!

MÜV Disposable Vape Pen Review: Pootie Tang (Sativa)

This Pootie Tang disposable is now my second strain from MÜV that I’ve tried in disposable vape form. (The first was Citral Glue.)

Having quite the statement of a strain name, Pootie Tang is said to be named after the film with the same name. (Don’t worry, the link is SFW. It’s not one of “those” films!)

As I’ve said before, I really enjoy the convenience of these small disposable vape pens. They’re also a relatively affordable way to try new strains if the T3 ($32/eighth) flower form isn’t available.

Quick Facts:

Pootie Tang – Sativa

Price at time of review: $35/0.3g cart

Lineage: LA Kush x Tang Tang

84.93% THC

0.33% CBD

85.26% Total Cannabinoids

Taste:

Pootie Tang has a very citrus-forward, sweet and sour taste to it. The closest comparison I can think of is citrus beer salt – it tastes a lot like lemon-lime flavored beer salt, like Twangerz, etc. There’s a bit of an underlying earthy taste as well.

Taste Rating: 3.90/5.00

Vapor and Product Quality

This pen has been a little tougher to get a draw from than other disposable pens I’ve tried. I noticed this some with the Citral Glue disposable pen I tried before, but it wasn’t as bad as this Pootie Tang pen. I’m not sure if this is a result of the distillate being so thick, or if it is clogging, or what exactly the issue is. It wasn’t a deal-breaker; it just made using the product a little bit tougher than usual.

Vapor/Product Quality Rating: 3.90/5.00

Effects:

Pootie Tang seems to be a relaxing sativa strain from my experience, and less “sativa” in effects than Citral Glue. (Referencing that strain as it is the only other MÜV disposable vape I have tried at this point.)

I still use this strain as a primary medication during the day, and have found success with it. As with most sativas, it melts away my depression, with the added bonus of this particular relaxing strain also working well to relieve my anxiety. It has just enough of that sativa edge that it worked well for keeping me motivated during the day.

Pootie Tang also seems to be a good creative strain, as I particularly enjoy creative activities such as writing and making music after medicating with it.

Possibly good for treating:

Depression and related anxiety
Social anxiety/agoraphobia
Good for creativity
Good for treating lack of motivation
Minor aches and pains
Minor nausea/gastrointestinal issues

Effects Rating: 4.10/5.00

Overall Rating: 3.96/5.00

MÜV’s Pootie Tang disposable vape pen is best described as a “very good, convenient” product.

I will continue to try other strains out in this disposable vape form in the near future, as the convenience makes them perfect for medicating when out and about – something that I appreciate with my active lifestyle.

Pootie Tang was quite an enjoyable sativa strain in my overall experience, and I hope to catch it available in flower form in the coming months.

Hope you all have a wonderful morning, afternoon, evening, or night – whichever applies. Thanks for reading the review!

As always, thank you for taking the time to read this review. Truly hope it helps you – we are here for you!

MÜV Flower Review: Chemhünd (Hybrid)

Chemhünd (pronounced “Kim-hoond”) is MÜV’s cut of the classic Chemdog strain. There’s an entire cannabis story/legend behind the origins of Chemdog, so if you want to read up on that, there’s a good article from High Times here that breaks down a lot of the origin story.

Chemhünd is the only strain that was available in MÜV’s Tier 3 flower at Pensacola’s grand opening. T3 is the lowest of MÜV’s tiers, and is strictly reserved for their “smalls” or “littles” – the smaller, breakaway nuggets that are often found towards the bottom of the cannabis plant. At $32/eighth, based off my experience with this Chemhünd, the T3 option is absolutely worth the money.

Quick Facts:

Chemhünd (Hybrid)

Price at time of review: $32/eighth (T3)

Lineage: Nepalese x Thai

Batch/Harvest Number: BU030220-7203CH

Cannabinoids

THC: 21.99%

CBD: 0.05%

Total Cannabinoids: 22.04%

Terpenes

Appearance/Cure

MÜV’s T3 flower is $32 per eighth vs. the $50 pricetag of their T1 flower or the $40 for T2. Per their website:

Tier 1 ($50) and Tier 2 ($40) are selected based on potency, size, structure, terpene profiles and aroma. Tier 3 is based on size only.
https://altmedflorida.com/product/copy-copy-2/

With that being said, I didn’t feel that this Chemhünd was any lesser overall quality than the T1 Rainbow Trainwreck I tried, or the T2 Clementine – at least in regards to potency and terpenes; in fact, this Chemhünd had higher cannabinoid content than both the T1 and T2 bud I picked up..The only difference was the size of the buds – numerous penny-sized “smalls” for T3, several medium size for T2, and a few large rocklike buds for T1.

Chemhünd itself seems to be a pretty strain. Its color is light green with hints of a gold/yellow in the background. Each bud is beautifully and visibly covered in amber trichomes and light orange pistils.

Based on my experience with this eighth, MÜV’s T3 is well grown and worth the $32.

Appearance/Cure Rating: 8.00/10.00

Smell/Taste

Chemhünd smells unlike any other strain I’ve tried in Florida’s medical cannabis industry thus far. To me, it smells like straight funky cheese, to the point that I wouldn’t have thought twice if this was labeled as some sort of Cheese strain variant. The smell in the jar is a bit captivating and so, so unique.

When I grind up the buds, I find that more of a mixture of pine and faint sweet citrus comes out. When smoked, Chemhünd takes nothing like either of the smells it presents. The taste, to me, is very spicy/peppery and earthy. The taste itself is not noteworthy or especially pleasant, but the unique cheese smell really helps define Chemhünd in this category.

Smell/Taste Rating: 8.00/10.00

Effects/Medical Use

Chemhünd feels like a nice, well-rounded 50/50 hybrid strain. A slightly energizing cerebral invigoration takes over immediately after the first hit; this strain has a bit more of a “punch” to it than many other hybrid strains, and the effects are particularly noticeable behind the eyes.

I really enjoyed both cooking a meal and writing this review while under the effects of Chemhünd. As I am about 20-30 minutes in to the effects now as I type this, the relaxing body effects are beginning to become more apparent. This is neither a extremely energetic nor a heavily sedating strain; it really does capture the best of both worlds in both sativa and indica effects. It’s probably one of the most balanced hybrid flower strains I’ve found in some time. It feels a lot like Fluent’s “Baldor” flower, but perhaps with more of a cerebral “punch”. I’d recommend Chemhünd for use any time from early morning until late evening.

Possibly good for treating:

Depression and related anxiety
Motivation issues
Good for general relaxation
Relief of moderate aches and pains
Relief of minor to moderate nausea and gastrointestinal discomfort
Relief of minor insomnia (in higher doses, and during the latter part of effects)

Effects Rating: 8.20/5.00

Overall Rating: 8.06/10.00

Overall, I would best describe Chemhünd as a “very good” hybrid strain from MÜV.

This is just the beginning of many, many MÜV product reviews to come. Now that they’ve finally come to my part of Florida, I have a lot of catching up to do!

MÜV Flower Review: Clementine (Sativa)

Clementine. I’ve been waiting for quite a while to see this strain in full flower form, after immensely enjoying it during my early days as a legal cannabis patient; back then, I was filling up VFire pods with Trulieve’s Clementine Truclear distillate and vaping them it out of their Trustik. I always wondered what the flower would smell and taste like, as even the plant-derived terpenes in the Truclear had a nice orange citrus flavor.

I didn’t expect the smell to be amazing, but I found one of my favorite citrus strains in Florida in MÜV’s Clementine flower.

Quick Facts:

Clementine (Sativa) – Most sources online list Clementine as a hybrid strain, but both Trulieve and MÜV list it as a sativa.

Price at time of review: $40/eighth (T2)

Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Tangie

Batch/Harvest Number: BU270120-1663CLM

Cannabinoids

THC: 21.40%

CBD: 0.04%

Total Cannabinoids: 21.44%

Terpenes

Appearance/Cure

MÜV’s T2 flower is $40 per eighth vs. the $50 pricetag of their T1 flower. Per their website:

Tier 1 ($50) and Tier 2 ($40) are selected based on potency, size, structure, terpene profiles and aroma. Tier 3 is based on size only.
https://altmedflorida.com/product/copy-copy-2/

With that being said, I didn’t feel that this Clementine was any lesser quality than the T1 Rainbow Trainwreck I tried, at least in regards to potency and terpenes; in fact, this Clementine had higher cannabinoid content. The only difference was the size of the buds – medium size for T2, and large rocklike buds for T1.

Clementine itself is a pretty flower. Mostly lime green hues give way to medium green accents, all absolute covered in milky trichomes and light pink pistils. This eighth is moderate in density and has nearly perfect moisture content, and has a bit of stickiness about it.

Based on my experience with this eighth, MÜV’s T2 is well grown and worth the $40.

Appearance/Cure Rating: 8.20/10.00

Smell/Taste

As I said at the beginning of the review, I’m very impressed with the smell of this flower. It’s loud and very orange citrus-esque. Very bright citrus terpenes. The smell reminds me of an actual clementine right after it’s been peeled and the little sections are broken open. The smell is also reminiscent of Sunkist or any similar orange-flavored soda. Of all the “lemon” and “orange” citrus-named strains that I’ve tried, MÜV’s Clementine flower deserves its name the most.

Unfortunately, the taste doesn’t come through quite like the terpenes smell. Instead, I find the taste of the smoke on exhale to be more spicy and peppery. It still tastes good – just not like it smells.

If you’re looking for a strain that smells like orange citrus, this is the one. Absolutely nailed the naming of this strain with regards to its smell.

Smell/Taste Rating: 9.20/10.00

Effects/Medical Use

Clementine is a comfortable sativa for me; in fact, the Rainbow Trainwreck felt more racy despite the fact that it is labeled as a hybrid strain.

Clementine seems to be a really good mood lifter, causing my depression to fade into nothing, and replacing it with a happy, steady motivation. Like many sativa strains, this seems to enhance colors and general perception of my visual field. Doing tasks like folding laundry (which I usually dislike to an extent) are much more bearable, and doing things I enjoy (like writing this review, playing instruments, etc.) are even more enjoyable.

This is a good daytime strain, and I’d say it’s best for use anywhere from early morning to early evening. It does ease into a dreamy and mellow full-body relaxation as the effects progress, making it a strain that I can’t wait to try before heading out to the beach in the spring and summer.

Possibly good for treating:

Depression and related anxiety
ADD/ADHD or focus-related issues
Lack of motivation
Minor aches and pains
Increased energy and alertness (to an extent)

Effects Rating: 8.40/10.00

Overall Rating: 8.60/10.00

Overall, I would best describe Clementine as an “excellent, exceptionally smelling” sativa strain from MÜV.

This is just the beginning of many, many MÜV product reviews to come. Now that they’ve finally come to my part of Florida, I have a lot of catching up to do!

MÜV Flower Review: Rainbow Trainwreck (Hybrid)

After watching other Florida medical cannabis patients rave about MÜV and their products for well over a year now, they have finally expanded into the west panhandle with their opening of the Tallahassee and Pensacola locations within the past month. I made it by the Pensacola location on 02.15.2020 to take advantage of their 25% off Grand Opening discount, and to finally try some of the products that everyone in South Florida has seemed to enjoy so much for the past couple of years.

MÜV offers 3 flower tiers: T1, T2, and T3, with T1 being the best batches based on size, potency, cannabinoids, and terpenes. Rainbow Trainwreck was the only strain available in T1, so I went ahead and spent the $50 for an eighth to see how it stacked up to T2 and T3.

I can’t find any information about Rainbow Trainwreck, but I assume this hybrid strain is descended from Trainwreck and another strain – possibly Rainbow? No matter what the parents are, one thing is for sure: this strain packs a strong punch.

Quick Facts:

Rainbow Trainwreck (Hybrid)

Price at time of review: $50/eighth (T1)

Lineage: Unknown; possibly Trainwreck x Rainbow

Batch/Harvest Number: BU270120-0298RT

Cannabinoids

THC: 18.43%

CBD: 0.04%

Total Cannabinoids: 18.47%

Terpenes

Appearance/Cure

MÜV’s T1 flower is supposed to be the best of the batch – the biggest nugs. This eighth of Rainbow Trainwreck did not disappoint; the 3 large nugs pictured weighed out to 3.6 grams.

While the nugs are large, they are also extremely dense. It took some extra effort to grind up larger pieces of this eighth, but it all breaks down nicely. This flower is also fairly sticky with nearly perfect moisture content, and the ground flower has an almost “soft” consistency that usually indicates the bud was cured and/or dried well.

This is pretty standard-looking green flower with orange and brownish pistils, but it is beautifully grown, and features an abundance of milky trichomes.

Compared to the T2 and T3 options I tried, the large buds coupled with the high quality of the flower made me feel that it was fair to put this flower in a higher tier. Well done, MÜV!

Appearance/Cure Rating: 8.00/10.00

Smell/Taste

Rainbow Trainwreck has a complex terpene profile with a lot of different subtle smells going on. The first smell that comes to mind upon opening the jar is a lighter, sweet citrus. Not necessarily any distinct citrus fruit such as oranges or lemons – just a general citrus smell.

I also detect a hint of pine in the background. There are hashy notes that remind me of strains like King Dosi, and there’s an overall smell of sweet fruit lingering in the background as well. All of it comes together for a very pleasant smell that seems to sit on the “lighter” side of the spectrum. It doesn’t smell skunky or musky, but it smells dank – if that makes sense.

Few flowers I’ve tried are able to preserve the taste when I smoke them in a bowl, but Rainbow Trainwreck does. The taste, remarkably, is very similar to the smell with all its complexities. This was one of those strains that made me think “wow!” and had me taken aback for a second; it’s really good.

Smell/Taste Rating: 8.80/10.00

Effects/Medical Use

Rainbow Trainwreck definitely feels like a strong sativa-dominant hybrid to me. Though I haven’t tried its Trainwreck parent in flower form, I have read that many users can feel the negative side effects of anxiety and paranoia when first trying the strain. That seemed to be my experience with this Rainbow Trainwreck as well; even though I have a moderate tolerance, a couple of hits sent me into a bit of an anxious and hyper-aware state. For patients that struggle with anxiety from strong sativa effects, tread lightly with this one. It took a few times for me to be able to “harness” the effects of this strain.

Once I got a handle on Rainbow Trainwreck, though, it’s a really nice energetic and motivational strains. Even though it’s a hybrid, I’d put the energetic and racy components up there with the likes of Sour Diesel and other powerhouse sativas. This would be a great strain on a morning that you need to get a lot of things done. If you can control the effects, it is a great mood lifter as well.

After about 30-45 minutes, light body-relaxation effects begin to creep in, easing into a gentle taper out of the peak effects. I’d recommend this strain mostly for morning or early afternoon use.

Possibly good for treating:

Depression and related anxiety
ADD/ADHD or focus-related issues
Lack of motivation
Improves concentration and memory recall
Increases energy/alertness, in a way almost similar to caffeine
Minor aches and pains

Effects Rating: 8.00/10.00

Overall Rating: 8.26/10.00

Overall, I would best describe Rainbow Trainwreck as an “excellent” hybrid strain from MÜV.

I would be open to buying Rainbow Trainwreck again in the future, though I feel that T2 or T3 would be just as medicinally beneficial for this strain. If you’re looking for a high-energy hybrid that could get away with being labeled as a sativa strain, I definitely recommend giving this one a try.

This is just the beginning of many, many MÜV product reviews to come. Now that they’ve finally come to my part of Florida, I have a lot of catching up to do!

Overall Rating: 6.73/10.00

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